Went to Books-a-Million...it's closer than Barnes & Noble...mistake....BAM is like Goodwill, B&N is like Neiman's...just no comparison in the "shopping experience". However..in both stores I'm a little uncomfortable. I LOVE books...but bookstores seem now more like liberal wacko propaganda machines crankin out garbage.....but I press on just because I like to be around books. I still HAVE to turn over the books with Hillary, Bill and Obama on them...I have just a small role in NOT promoting their socialist wackoism. Not sure how much of an impact my actions have...but with so much said about marketing...well, "un-marketing" must do some good....I don't really know
Once I found my book...actually I make THEM find my book...always...it's my passive-aggressive way of punishing them for making me uncomfortable in what would be so pleasurable an experience... I just started to look around and then snapped a few phone pics:
I just want to ask the Author....when considering a potential Publisher...was it difficult to hide your smile? Are you a Kook, a Frat Boy or just a funny, f unny guy? Not sure.
This is a whole book on "CAKE WRECKS"...I try not to stereo-type or judge...but I think I know who took the order for this cake (I actually have 2 "types" in mind...both are girls)
Some well meaning friend went into the grocery store bakery and said, "I'd like to order a cake for my friend Suzanne"...The un-identified stereoped person answers, "mmmkay, wut u wont it to say?" The sweet friend says, "Well, how about, Best Wishes Suzanne...and underneath that write We will miss you?". clerk says, "k, b ready friday."
The sweet friend thinks to herself, "oh ok, wow, ...um, good-bye, thank you?!"....no response.
Friday comes and voila..."here's yor kake lady" , that'll be twenny fore niney figh"
Oh America, please go back to paying attention in School. Really, it is better for YOU to be educated, I promise.
Next stop on errand day was the grocery store....I saw these and immediately smiled. Someone out there still has a sense of humor and truly desires to makes others happy.
Oh,Hello, sweet kitty. Lu, did you pose for this while you were in Hollywood? Come home Lu, we miss you!
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