Well, sigh...haven't been on here for awhile....but today ...had to.....
and, of course, it's another story...."life and times"...you know....
Today is My beloved's birthday...Marc turns 54....I've known him for almost half of those years....I love birthdays....he loves ORDER and saving money...I have learned this over the years. When he says, "the best thing you could do for me for my birthday is to NOT spend any money on me." I know he MEANS it.... Well, that sucks the joy right out of it...for ME...but...alas, it is not MY birthday.


Also, HE wants gifts for his birthday...but he wants ONLY what he picks out..and being a spendthrift...he waits allllllllllllll year to buy these items...crazy, I know. This year...he wanted shoes...2 pair...they cost over $250...but that's what he wants...oh, and cigars....but only the ones he likes.

He likes cake too...LOTS of cake....we bought it yesterday. He ONLY likes Carvelle ice cream cakes...VANILLA....and no chocolate, I know....BUT they only had vanilla AND chocolate...he said I could eat the chocolate...yeah, sure...I can just see him NOT eating the choco choco part.


("Carvel, it's what Happy tastes like")
So, today..being in a VERY lazy mood....I decided that although I CANNOT buy him anything FOR him for his birthday...I can do some things that he will appreciate. He likes "tasks complete" (why again did he marry ME?) I did fold all his laundry (so he doesn't have to continue to get dressed from either the dryer or the laundry basket.....I HATE laundry).....and put it away.
Also, I did want to give him the usual "Miller Birthday spread" at the table....tradition holds that the kitchen table contains the baloons, cake, presents and whatever decorations I feel like adding....so I went to the garage where all the "party paper products" live...thank you Florida for not having basements nor ample storage inSIDE the home.....and picked out some fun plates/napkins, etc., etc...while I was out there I saw a teddy bear with a sweater w/a heart on the front...we used it last year for "Muffins on Mondays"....I thought, "this poor teddy bear shouldn't have to live in the garage"...so I brought him in...he was going to be a part of the "table spread" decor.....

BUT right before I took my trip to the garage I was unloading the dishwasher...before I was cleaning out the sink before I was starting to set the "party table"....before I went to the pantry to see if there were any extra plates in there....only to discover the HORRID rotten smell of rotten potatoes...I'm sorry, they just smell like cat diarhea....I grabbed the bag of potatoes and set them on the counter...gonna throw them away "in a minute"...ADD people NEVER complete tasks in order.....so in the midst of the dishes on the sink, the half prepared table, the dishwasher open...I head, of course, to the garage...for paper products.....I pick up the potatoes and take them with me...when I return with the bear in hand...I set him on the counter...and go back to emptying the D/W then back to setting the table and I grad the bear....what's that smell? Ewwww...yep....sure to form....I set the bear in the one spot on the counter where the cat
di-a-rear juice spilled......yep, Mr. Bear NOW smells like, well, butt!.....grrr...soooooo
before I can finish the table, or unloading the D/W...the bear needs a bath...and, of course, I have to type this....and just what is THAT smell? Oh, yeah, the papertowel IN MY HAND was the same one I used to wipe up the stench off the counter...forgot to throw it away....

so now...the bear is clean, the blog is typed and it is time to go finish the chores...Oh, and of course, it's 3 PM and I still haven't wrapped the presents...actually have to go buy the paper...because while he does pick out AND buy his own presents....they must be wrapped....argh.....gotta go...have chores TO DO and wrapping paper and cigars to buy....so DO IT ALREADYYYYYYYYYYY!!! F - O - C - U - S!!! focus focus focus focus focus..what?, oh yeah, focus focus focus......
oops, wait, dogs have to go out....AND they need a treat...


Happy Birthday Mistah Millah!!! Here's to another 54!!! mwah!!